Ron Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock...
...(MADE
IN JAPAN)
for 6am.
While his coffeepot...
...(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor...
...(MADE IN
HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt...
...(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans...
...(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and trainers...
...(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new microwave oven...
...(MADE
IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator...
...(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch...
...(MADE
IN TAIWAN)
to the radio...
...(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car...
...(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with petrol...
...(FROM SAUDI ARABIA)
and continued his search for a good paying
BRITISH JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer...
...(MADE
IN MALAYSIA),
Ron decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals...
...(MADE
IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine...
...(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV...
...(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered
why he can't find
a good paying job...
...in
BRITAIN!!
